• the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
• the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.

posted 1 day ago • 28/5/2012 • 42,087 notes

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

posted 2 days ago • 27/5/2012 • 12,941 notes

• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

posted 2 days ago • 27/5/2012 • 75,493 notes

ordinarypeoplewithcancer:

untitled by macaucat` on Flickr.

posted 2 days ago • 27/5/2012 • 354 notes

• girl 1: omg im pregnant
• girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
• girl 3: omg im always drunk
• me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

posted 3 days ago • 27/5/2012 • 42,536 notes

petitetiaras:

Pocahontas makes a new friend.

posted 1 week ago • 20/5/2012 • 23,435 notes